The Most Efficient Way to Drain Life Force

The story of an indifferent, borderline psycho priest and a willful, stupid vampire.
One-shot.
It's pretty hardcore, but it has a happy ending.

It was the day of the royal wedding. On his way home from the ceremony, the priest encountered a gravely injured man.
But this was no mere man - it was a monster known as a vampire. And this was not their first meeting, either.
All things considered, the priest, who was also an exorcist, was the natural enemy of the vampire. However, the only thing that could save the vampire from the brink of death was the bodily fluids of the heinous holy man before him. And so, the vampire had sought the priest.
There was only one thing on his mind. "I need it now! I need his life force!"
How to get it though? That was another matter entirely. There is no biting involved here.
And so, the vampire's hard-earned attack begins. Perhaps in a way that you're not expecting...


A spin-off of "The Hitman's Honeymoon" from "The Hitman's Regret" series. You'll enjoy this more if you read it, but you don't have to.

Contains fellatio while using a mouth opener, bondage, anal expansion, internal bodily fluids, armpit licking, piss drinking, colon teasing, vomiting, loss of consciousness, incontinence, older uke, etc.

Cover + 2 colophon pages + 44 main pages